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If you don't like me, I will play a prank on you.
That's good.
She wants to be pranked.
Today's project is...
HALLOWEEN
Before that, I would like to apologize to you all.
Chair.
If you stand up and show this, you can see it, but at that time, the pipe chair that makes you have a backache when you sit for a long time has become this.
Didn't you win the chair?
That's right.
This is it.
That touching end.
Yes.
Iceland.
Different.
Different. Different products have arrived from abroad in different ways.
It doesn't fit today's recording.
It doesn't fit, and it's been like that for about a month from now.
Wow!
It's been a long time!
It's been a long time, hasn't it?
Yes.
So, today, they are all dressed up in the occupation they admired and wanted to be.
From now on, we will only talk to the curious cosplay members.
I wanted to be a wedding planner.
It's like you.
I admire you.
I think there is such a role even in dramas.
Who is it?
I'm Keiji.
What?
Keiji!
Image, specifications.
Oh!
It's specifications!
Really?
It's specifications!
If you say it like that, it's like that.
Oh, I see!
I'm that Asuna Atsuko from "Dangerous Time"!
Asuna Atsuko is special.
Specifications, right?
You were there, weren't you?
Yes, I'm a pilot.
Wow!
You admired being a pilot!
Yes.
Wow, you're cool!
You're cool!
Huh? Have you seen this before?
What is this?
I'm a convenience store clerk.
That's right!
It's like a little local...
Yes, yes, yes!
It's like a local convenience store you don't know much about.
It's like a local convenience store you don't know much about!
Yes, I know it.
Wait a minute...
What is it?
Yes, I'm a tomato farmer.
Cute!
You like tomatoes, don't you?
Tomatoes!
Cute!
It's like Jimmy Halloween.
What is it?
Jimmy Halloween!
Let's go!
What is it?
Yes, I'm a 100-yen cashier.
Yes, I know it!
I know it!
What is it?
You know it, don't you?
You know it a lot!
You know it, you know it!
It's next, right?
First of all...
No one knows it right now!
This is also Wednesday's "Downtown" and there's no one chasing you.
That's true.
What should we do?
First of all, who is it?
Take it off.
Oh, I see!
Wait a minute. What is this?
I want to be a mascot character.
Oh, you want to be Usagi Honmo.
You said that when you were a kid, didn't you?
Oh, I see.
Do you take it off after this? Or do you wear it all the time?
Oh, it's a little hot.
It's going to be a long episode today, so it's not good.
What is this? It's a little weird.
There's a lot of stuff in it.
Yes, it's a goat.
I don't know what you're talking about.
No, that's possible.
I heard you can be whatever you want to be.
Ms. Reita, you're not limited to your job this time, are you?
No, no, I can be whatever I want to be.
That's good.
But the goat is also working properly.
Oh, I see.
Because I have a job.
Huh? Are you kidding me?
Yes, I'm a health insurance teacher.
A health insurance teacher?
Oh, that's great!
It's the best!
But you know...
It's the best?
I'm glad you're not a health insurance teacher.
But I studied hard to become a health insurance teacher.
Really?
But people around me told me I couldn't catch up.
So I quit.
It's good that people around you are calm.
This is completely...
Oh, it's the best!
I'm a cabin attendant.
Oh, you're cool!
You're cool!
You're cool and you can be whatever you want to be.
Yes, I want you to be whatever you want to be.
So, tonight, each of them will get used to their jobs and compete with their energy.
First of all...
Get used to it! Broadcast confession!
Each member will act out their ideal confession situation in their respective jobs.
First of all, the confession that librarian Endo came up with is...
Let's go! Delusional confession, ready, start!
The librarian I work for always comes to borrow books. He's a little annoying.
We have similar tastes in books, so I'm secretly looking forward to a little conversation we have at the counter.
Does he know how I feel?
Thank you for everything. I'll take care of it.
I've read this before. It's interesting, isn't it?
Are you only going to borrow one book today?
I always borrow a lot and go home, so I thought it was unusual.
You're talking a lot.
If you don't mind, I have a recommendation for you.
It's this.
Don't notice it.
It's easy to understand.
I really want you to notice it.
See you in two weeks.
Thank you very much.
I like books, and when I think about what I want to convey in a book, it's like this.
It's endorsement, isn't it? It's kind of embarrassing.
I was wondering what the set would be like, but it's like "that world" set.
It's kind of embarrassing.
Next, what is Chef Yi's ideal delusion confession?
Ready, start!
I'm raising my own restaurant and shaking my arms as an owner-chef.
Today, I'm going to call out the person I'm curious about and order all kinds of food.
Thank you for coming all the way today.
I made my best masterpiece, so please try it.
Here you go.
Oh, my God.
No, no, it's easy to understand.
I'll order it.
Please answer me when you're done eating.
I don't know how to confess my love. I recently made an omelet rice.
You put out too much hair for a chef.
I'm sorry. I'll make up for it.
What is the ideal confession of a wedding planner Umesama?
Ready, start!
It's been five years since I started working as a wedding planner.
I haven't reached my own marriage yet.
I see.
I've been waiting for you.
I'm Umesama. Nice to meet you.
What's going on?
The man who appeared in front of me was a man I loved but couldn't get married at the right time.
Who is he?
I didn't know he'd be in charge of it.
Excuse me, where is the bathroom?
It's over there.
No, no, this is a drama.
No, you can't.
It's been a while since I was alone with my ex-boyfriend.
Wow!
How have you been?
It's been three years.
I'm surprised.
I see.
You're doing well.
I'm glad.
What about me?
I've had a lot of good experiences in the past three years.
I'm happy.
But it's hard to get married.
You know, we used to choose a wedding hall together back then.
You went that far?
I'm happy and it's hard to get over it.
And I think I was waiting for you somewhere.
But it's okay.
I think I can get over it today.
Thank you.
Leave it to me.
I'll make it a great ceremony.
Congratulations on your wedding.
Be happy.
What are you doing, Ume?
I'm going to do something like confessing that I couldn't tell you at that time.
You mean you're going to steal it from me later?
No, no!
If you're playing a drama, you're going to steal the wedding ceremony later!
You're going to hit me and take it!
Please imagine about it.
- My wedding? - Yes.
She's nervous, too.
She can't leave her wedding ceremony to him.
Next up is a Chinese restaurant confession by Sugawara, who wanted to wear Chinese clothes.
Okay, let's go. Ready, start!
The senior I admired for taking care of me today is the last day of my part-time job.
I took a break according to the senior's return time.
Because I have something I really want to tell you in the end.
I'm glad you're not back yet.
She's wearing a cardigan.
I see.
Thank you for everything you've done for me.
Even if I made mistakes at work, you followed me a lot.
You always told me I was like your little sister.
From now on, I won't be your little sister.
Can you make me your girlfriend?
She's pretty straightforward.
She's straightforward.
She's Nogizaka46.
Thank you for everything you've done for me.
I see.
She's straightforward.
I agree.
It's best to tell you directly.
Because you won't be there anymore.
That's right.
This time, I'll say it in 15 seconds like a commercial.
I'll say it right away.
There is love at work, isn't there?
I see.
If you do that, you'll mess up with your colleagues.
I see.
Next, what is Ikeda's confession to his maid?
Ready, go!
I started working as a maid who lives alone.
She lives alone.
For a month.
My master, who is the same age as me, is very kind.
What?
Master?
It's dangerous.
Master, who is the same age as me?
Oh, master.
Ikeda-san, you don't have time for work, do you?
You can rest now.
No, I'm sorry.
I found beautiful flowers today.
I wonder if my master will be happy.
I chose it with my master's image in mind, didn't I?
For me?
Thank you, Teresa.
Did you remember my name?
Because we're the same age, aren't we?
You can call me by my name, too.
No, you can't.
But...
Don't tell anyone you like me.
Okay, I got it.
From now on...
Can we...
have a little chat?
Oh no, Master!
Oh no!
A maid who becomes like this in a month is no good, either.
Can I do it this time? But it's no good.
It's no good.
My delusional wall has exploded.
I see.
Well, well, you know, that world view.
A master of the same age, who the hell is he?
This person is really young.
What kind of confession did nursery teacher Tsutsui have in her delusion?
Ready, start!
I am a new nursery teacher.
I got to the job I admired, but it's hard work every day.
The only support of my heart is him, my colleague, who started working with me.
I can do my best today because of him.
Nogi, thank you for your hard work.
Nogi.
Tsutsui, thank you for your hard work.
Tsutsui.
I admired a nursery teacher because I love children, but there are a lot of jobs, too.
I have to scold him properly when I scold him, but if I say too much, he'll cry and say it's hard work.
That's right. It's hard to get along with children well.
You know what?
What should I do to get along with you well?
She says such good things.
She's cute.
She's beautiful.
Beautiful.
Thank you.
She's beautiful.
She was beautiful as a child.
She's good.
That's right.
I didn't mean to say it, but...
You got along well.
Yes, we got along well and...
Also, Tsutsui is strangely calm and doesn't seem like a newbie.
Oh, I see.
She's been working for four or five years now.
Next is designer Tamura's ideal office.
Ready, start!
Tomorrow is the deadline for designing the new wedding dress.
Also, I'm working with a designer of the same age.
If this is completed safely...
Is it a company?
It's done!
It's done.
Thanks to Yuuki's design, it became very cute.
Yuuki?
Actually, I drew that design thinking of you.
Isn't it from over there?
Actually, I also drew it thinking of Yuuki.
What do you mean?
That's right.
What?
You two make me feel good.
We were both thinking of you.
What is it?
Mayu...
Once again...
Will you go out with me?
Yuuki said it.
Yes.
Then...
From now on...
Just you two...
Let's have a party.
Wait a minute.
They were already connected.
I don't know if it's age-related, but from a boss's point of view, this company is useless.
It's useless.
I'd like you to take that look away once.
I'm delusional, so I don't need a boss's look right now.
Because Yuki is next to you, right?
Oh, that's right. When Yuki works with me.
I don't like the name, though.
By the way, this girl's "courage" appears.
Now, let's move on to something different.
Kimura-san, please.
Here we go.
"Get used to it!" Challenge!
If you get the topic right, you can improvise.
The point is how you can get used to your cosplay job with short lines.
The first topic is...
Get mad at your junior's mistake.
Wow, that sounds fun.
Get mad at him.
The top batter is Tamura, a fashion designer.
She's not the type to get mad, is she?
I don't get mad.
And she just fell in love with him.
That's what I think, too.
That's what happens at work.
I get mad when I see it.
Now, let's get mad at your junior's mistake, Tamura.
Three, two, one...
Action!
Get this color wrong.
That's impossible.
Wow, that's fun.
That's really good, isn't it?
This is like a model for people.
It was wonderful.
Really?
Will the model Pamura continue?
"Tomato's Hill", Ogawa's challenge!
Ogawa's juniors are elementary school students, aren't they?
How small they are!
Three, two, one, action!
I said it yesterday, didn't I?
Wasn't it "ototome"?
You shouldn't water it too much.
Cute!
That's good. You watered it too much.
I know. I know.
You watered it yesterday and the day before, too.
How many times did you water it?
Once. I'm a cheeky person.
Cheeky? You're a bar girl.
How many times did you water it? The water is wet.
You can be mad about it.
Yes.
Next is "Ioki", an architect's crazy play.
Would you like me to draw a straight line?
I see.
The line is bent.
That's impossible.
You're a freelancer, but you can draw a straight line.
That's impossible.
It's interesting.
Everyone's job is really crappy.
That's right.
No matter how many times you say it, you'll make a mistake.
The next topic is a famous line from that job.
First of all, convenience store clerk Hayashi will try it.
Is it a famous line?
Please decide something.
Decide?
If you show your face too much, you'll bump into it.
Yes!
Then!
Yes!
Let's go.
Three.
Two.
One.
Action!
Thank you for always coming.
No cash bag, two chopsticks and hot water are over there.
That's what it is.
And there are a lot of finishing words.
If you say it a lot, you'll remember it for a long time.
I'm so used to it that I'm a little angry.
We said it before.
An old man who is used to it.
I'm too used to it.
Next, Shibata will challenge the pilot's finishing words.
Are you the chief? Deputy chief?
I'm the deputy chief.
You're not the chief yet.
You're not the deputy chief yet.
Do you want to be the deputy chief?
Well, I think it's important for the deputy chief to be in charge of something.
No, it's important for the deputy chief to be in charge of something.
It's a little scary.
Deputy chief is also important.
Yes, it is.
So, it's up to you, deputy chief.
I don't know the difference between a deputy chief and a deputy chief.
Three, two, one, action!
I hope you can land safely.
Take off!
I see.
No, it's not scary.
That's right.
Don't say that.
Are you okay with your arms?
Well, it's like you don't forget this first aid kit every time.
That's right. That's right, too.
After all, I'm the deputy chief.
I hope you can come back safely.
It's scary.
Then it's scary.
I hope you can carry it safely.
I don't think your clothes are bad.
That's right.
Tsurusaki Yumiki will try to say a line from a health care teacher.
A health care teacher, right?
Those glasses are good, too, right?
They look good, don't they?
These glasses are good.
Yes, yes, yes.
They're good.
Isn't that what you did when you imitated Takeshi?
No, it's not.
It's a different face.
It's different, it's different.
Three, two, one, action!
There is a student who always tries to skip class and tries to keep a low temperature, and I thought to that student, "You are always 36 degrees Celsius, aren't you?"
I see, I see.
But I didn't expect...
You are an eagle!
It was funny, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
It would have been more interesting if you understood it better.
Yes, it was.
Can you do it one more time?
Oh, I got it!
It was your first time.
Yes, it was.
Now, let's meet Yumiki's teacher in the adult insurance office.
Three, two, one, action!
You are always 36 degrees Celsius, aren't you?
You are an eagle!
You are good at it!
I was a little excited.
It was really good, wasn't it?
It was good, wasn't it?
It would have been more interesting if you had explained it better.
It was really good, Yumiki.
Thank you.
It was good.
Now, it's time for her to confess her dream again.
What is Matsuo's ideal situation nowadays?
Wow, I wonder what kind of person she is.
Let's go, Matsuo.
Ready, action!
I started my dream of working as a dressmaker.
Today, it seems like he will come to play with his friends.
I see.
I don't know that I work here, but will he notice me?
Oh, I see.
Of course he won't notice you.
So cute!
Normally, he wouldn't notice you.
He would never notice you.
If he does, it's different.
Oh, he's looking at you.
Oh, he's waiting for you.
He's like, "Oh, what is it?"
I don't know.
Why don't you notice me?
I don't know.
Oh, she dropped it.
She dropped it.
Were you surprised?
I was doing my best to make you have fun today.
Next time, come with me.
She's cute.
OK.
Thank you.
She may be cute, but first of all, you don't notice her.
I don't want to complain about it, but if I were the management team here, I wouldn't be able to take it.
That's the only thing you can't do.
I'd take it.
You can't take it.
The next case is under investigation.
What is the ideal confession of a female detective?
Ready, start!
I'm a female detective in the police station.
I arrived at the scene of the hostage incident with my subordinates.
It seems that the culprit is holding a gun.
And finally, a sudden intrusion from above.
At a time like this...
Ms. Kaki, I'll go.
No, it's too early for you.
I'll go.
Why?
Are you going to give your seniors credit again?
No, you still have a future.
She...
I've always argued with you about work, but I've always respected your attitude and enthusiasm for your work.
What?
So...
I think you can be a better detective.
She'll definitely die like this.
It's dangerous here.
Can I go with you?
But...
It's okay.
I'm a detective too.
No.
Let me protect you as much as I like you.
No, no, no...
It's dangerous.
She'll definitely die.
So...
Wait for me here.
Let's go on a date when you get back.
Come on, don't be upset.
No, no, no...
I'll write it down.
Does that mean you got shot?
But it might be my gunshot.
What? Really?
But if you say that, you'll die.
In my head,
I got shot,
I'm gone,
and my junior's revenge story begins.
That's why you got shot.
But you said you like her,
but I don't think you like her at all.
That's what I thought, too.
First of all, you shoot back and then you save your seniors.
I don't use it.
You can't use it.
And she can't use it, so it's no good.
Hello, everyone. I'm Nogizaka46's Iroha Okuda.
Recently, I went to Tochigi Prefecture and made dumplings with my friends there.
When you think of Tochigi, you think of dumplings.
But I made dumplings better than Tochigi prefecture people.